HAHAHA

I LOVE SUBWAY.

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Shopping pics are in the post below.

Anyway. Today is like, teacher's day eve. Cheryl + Me "ran into" Aik Meng and Lucas at Subway. Looks like there are people who are crazier about the cookies than us.

Aik Meng and Lucas both bought 2 cookies.

I'm only posting for the sake of posting the pictures, which are explicit and related to chap 6.
(thanks to the 'perpetually horny' aik meng.)

Here are snippets of what happened during 1.50pm o 2.45pm; in random order.

#5: This is ballooning!

#4: Oh me oh my. So big? Looks like this zygote is well on it's way on becoming an...EMBRYO!

#3 : Poof! There she goes!

#2 : tiny meets big fullstop! "can we fuse?"

#1 : the tiny flagellum + head. see the 5cents?

DOESN'T HE LOOK ADORABLE?!

Lousy imitation of cookie monster.

Pikachu! The red cheeks? Geddit?

Eating our half cookies..

(cont. from way above) #6 : Awww. Aborted egg. Sob sob.

Cookie freaks. See the amount of soda we have altogether? Enough to kill a cockroach. (Actually all that's needed is one coke.)

Ooh. Foot long aka 12inch sandwich. Yum.
Ooh. Two cookies aka Double Choc Chip + Oatmeal Rasin. Yum.

This is what security guys are paid for? Modeling?
("~he's bringing sexyback~ YEAH!")

Wind is pretty!

Holy shit! A security guard! I'm so scared I think I shitted all over myself!

Ah well. What was supposed to be after this last picture was pictures of my disgusting thumb.
Interestingly....my com is in some kind of limbo and I can't upload the pics.

Count yourself lucky.
Till next time :D

TEACHER'S DAY "EVE"

2007-08-28T22:19:00.001+08:00

PHOTOS FOR FX + YR.
NOTE : in backward chronological order.

The only photo of us three.

New shoes, old shoes and some really old slippers :D

Not enough to make a star.

Plastic!

Reflection shot. See the guy's potbelly? Rub it for good luck.

Shineee.

Wheeeeee- camera shy :D

Flying hair!

FX so sporting ;D YR almost not quick enough.

Singapore's Next Top Emo Queen. *clap clap clap*

Yanru getting her pretty eyes eyelined by FX.

Public toilet.

She's not crying

Cannot tell got eyeliner hor?

This is why YR and FX have new watches in pink and white respectively.

HOORAY FOR SHOPPING UNTIL OUR CALVES FEEL WEAK.
[or is that how love feels?]

2007-08-28T22:19:00.000+08:00

My extreme mood swinging is probably over.

Not that alternating between "pissed off" and "angry" is much of a difference. Haha!

Anger is hot. But then again, so is running.

Shall not elaborate on my eccentric & weird taste, especially in Turn-Ons and Guys.

(if anyone is asking, no, soma is not my reason for breathing anymore. his hair has turned sucky.)

Anyway, after seeing yanru's post on her blog (the only one i'm not afraid to go to), I realised that i'm supposed to post pics of our "little" shopping trip.

My first time shopping with Anderson ppl, muack muack.
My first time shopping with someone other than Crystal.

And what an eye-opener ;D

In case you read blogs alphabetically-'M' before 'Y'!, here's some excerpts of the day.

-Three of us walking from Taka to Far East Plaza without detouring into Wisa / Heeren. (Orchard Point looks GOOD.)

-Harrassing one of the Flag Day dudes at the escalator to Far East. His rigid arm that stuck out from the side was so wrong. YOU DON'T GET DONATIONS LIKE THAT!

-Walking in rounds and rounds in Far East. "We come here already right?!"

-Trying on hundreds of shoes. Fang Xian and I both have giant feet. Does size 7 and 6.5 sound familiar to you? (Yanru is a size 5)

-Finding underwear shops! Muahahaha! Yanru stalking off due to disgust at displayed lingerie. What was bought is censored.

-Trying on the same halter in three different colours!! The shopkeeper wants to scam us, we were like "oh, we're trying on the same top so we can take photos." And she was like, Okay, here are the changing rooms, let me get that curtain for you. And after we came out, and let her adjust the complicated top (so many things hanging out) she said we couldn't take photos. Uh. Why are we here then?!

-Us three on the lookout for gangsters. Almost none. Maybe due to the dancing competition (children to old people!) at ground floor.

-Yanru buying THREE PAIRS of SHOES. Crazy little girl.

-FX+me trying on skinny jeans at NewFuture. FX bought PURPLE jeans i think. Super cool. NewFuture is pretty, Levi's is overrated.
(sidetrack abit : after seeing that white tight jeans isn't my perfect cup of tea, i grabbed a skirt (must be the adrenalin) and dashed back into the changing room. regret not buying it. it fits like a glove; snug, tight and most of all, flattering. DAMNIT. One day I am going to murder my inner/outer/?? prude and shove her carcass under Min Chih's bed.)

-Having ladies glance at us in the toilet. FX putting on eyeliner for yanru :D

-Playing hide&seek at Basement 1 of Far East. FX and YR search for me while I steal away to Blossomz to attempt to find the white shorts that Crystal lent me. Not there. Desperation grips me. The shiny glittery $32.50 white shorts that "just came in" is now mine. Suck it! (copyright The KKB.)

-The unsuccessful hunt for Yanru's perfect halter. (She doesn't like those with a keyhole in the middle)

-Going into The Face Shop and getting the evil eye from the middle-aged salespeople. We're not going to steal away with one of your hand lotions.

-Going into Junk Food and getting our breaths (at least, all but YR. she doesn't like T-Shirts either) knocked out by the impossibly beautiful (oh, but it is) shirts and the digits on the price tags. No wonder the shop is empty :(

-Tagger selling white-coloured girl shirts at one tiny corner. Too bad Orange is what i'm looking for.

-STITCH, the best shop ever, with ultra cheap shirts that are sassy and cute. YR and FX both bought a "DADDY'S EXPENSIVE GIRL" shirt (something along those lines). Mine were : "Life's too short to date ugly people" and "I haven't really got a real boyfriend because i'm not allowed to date yet." which is so funny. The shopkeeper's voice was super soft. Anyway. The shirts are like $14.90 or $15.90 and $12 or $14 for second piece bought respectively. If bottoms weren't my main concern....I'd blow my money all on 6 shirts.

stupid formatting

2007-08-28T07:19:00.014+08:00

9/9/2007 11.30+pm. Sunday night. The night before School reopens.

sob sob sob the formatting is so screwed up. sob sob sob.

my gung-ho-ness doesn't surprise me anymore.

slicing thumb from sawing oranges and reading LIFE!comics simultaneously? CHECK.

fractured feet from jumping off a wall to get a football, THEN jogging for 42min 25sec? CHECK.

sleeping super late because of procrastinating the chinese compo? CHECK.

Hey. When in our lives have we done yi lun wens before?
The cherry on this timebomb cake is that the question is a Yes/No answer.

Hello?? Usually yi lun wens will like, ask for your feelings toward the article, not whether you fricken' agree or disagree.

Singaporeans happy? Yes? No?

How to say "a little bit of both?" in chinese? (Yes, the '?' is intended)

That's right. It's 9/9/2007, Sunday, 11.34pm and the compo thing is, whopee!, blank.

Enough of stupid shit.
Time for mugging!

The absence of a sense of urgency in me is scary.
and I'm not panicking because I think i know alot ( i don't)
it's because....
because................
because...........................

that's the scary part.

Watched HSM2. Disappointing.
Gab. and Shar.'s voices give me goosebumps. In a baaad way.
But Troy...how does he get such skinny legs?
how does he fit into those skinny jeans?
why are his eyes so blue?
why did he distribute those pics of V, causing her to get FIRED?

I thought all guys had stumpy legs pumped with muscles.
Haha! Which reminds me of something YR said after reading Sci Chap 6 : "Guys become more muscular after puberty."

YR : "I don't see any muscular guys in our class. Therefore, there are no guys that have gone through puberty in our class."
Me : *looks around* *for a long time* *blank-blank thinks we're admiring him* *mime puking action and stop looking*

Muscles, baby!
I can't beat someone i thought i could thrash in arm-wrestling.
Very upsetting. Shall not give the guy the pleasure of seeing his double-syllable name up here.
but i'm a GIRL right? GIRLS don't HAVE to thrash (adjective) GUYS right?

but it's fun when we do :D

Fluffy Bunnies

2007-08-28T07:19:00.013+08:00

I know nobody is going to be able to read this because of something i accidentally did to the Formatting section, and is now irreversible (??).

But anyway. My drama senior sent me an email with alot of pictures showing how savages use baseball bats to smash the brains of fluffy seals, who are too slow to slide across the bloodied ice and escape.

What bitches. If you want to kill something, why don't go play something like Battlefield, or whatever?

If you're the kind that thrives on gore, email me (minyct@hotmail.com) to get it. But it's not THAT gory; you'd be better off watching Saw 1, 2, 3 on youtube. (thanks to ZUL, for the intro)

Anyway. Sept "Hols" are more or less over.

Doing revision doesn't make me feel less like a slacker.

My sister is on a self-imposed diet. And on a self-depreciating roadtrip. Like, when she isn't singing Breakaway / Behind These Hazel Eyes / Since U Been Gone (looks like being MTV's AOTM for August helped Clarkson.), she's whining about how she isn't exactly slim nor slender.

What's wrong with being flabby and chubby and cute?
What's wrong with being plus-sized?

Yesterday, on Cycle 8 of ANTM (i love that show, but their standards? wth??), two "plus-sized girls" were in the final 13 for the first time in ANTM history.

But that's not why ANTM is not up to scratch.

Like that stupid Russian girl? Hell, I think we can find more girls in ANDERSON who look more Mod.

But who am I to critique. I'm not the first black to grace Sports Illustrated, I'm not a catwalk guru who calls himself a 'Miss', and i'm certainly NOT a 35 year-old gay fashion photographer who dyes his hair white.

I love that show.

Dreaming is super fun. You can twist outcomes, replay scenes, zoom in / out, block out things you don't want, imagine various consequences....etc.

So this is why I stone so much.

Beauty is really in the eyes of the beholder. I can't believe some hold the view that 'X' is ugly.

HELLO? Or maybe 'X' 's fantastic good-looks have blinded them. Or maybe the "some" in question have been desensitized by the not-as-hot-by-a-gazillion people.

The headhunt is over. But since when? *hint hint*

to revise maths..
X={MALE BONDING! GAY PRIDE! SUSHI! SUBWAY! MASSAGES! BLANKIE+TIGER! TALKING INSESSENTLY! MEEPOK!}

Lovesick Compliations.

2007-08-28T07:19:00.012+08:00

2 Sept 2007. 11.30pm
Haha. I hope nobody sees this.

If they do, it's because they're LUCKY and actually scrolled down past all the pictures to stumble upon this list of insane things.

Don't think wild. I'm just feeling poetic.

Yeah right.

How do you know when you're in true love? When it's the One?

When you don't mind if the person rejects you, because all you want is her/him to be happy.

When he looks at you, and when you look at him, and somehow, you both know that you'll be together forever.

When you don't ever get sick of looking at your pictures together.

When you miss him after walking half a bustop away.

When you think of him, and wonder what he's doing everynight before you sleep.

When you think of him after seeing a word with the same starting letter as his name.

When his voice sends tingles all over.

When seeing him makes you want to die because he's too beautiful.

When not seeing him for a very very long time, yet knowing that every thing you do, you do it for him.

When a mere touch...takes your breath away.

When you don't mind spending the whole day, just lying around with your arms around each other. Even if there's an exam tomorrow.

When nothing else matters.

When you two subconsciouly move toward each other, so you can share the same oxygen that was running through your veins.

When impossible seems nothing.

When your eyes do all the talking.

When stressing constantly whether to make the first move.

Into what may very well end in "...i Do."

asasasa

2007-08-28T07:19:00.011+08:00

testing #2 2 Sept

asa

2007-08-28T07:19:00.010+08:00

testing 2 Sept

lalalalala-

2007-08-28T07:19:00.008+08:00

First September. 4.48pm

After all this time.

Somethings never change :)

And it's good to know that more than two things can be the same after all this time.

Because what didn't change. Could be the restart of something new.

Something that could last. For a long time. In sickness and in health...

Because what was under the surface was really under the surface; always there but unobtrusive.

Now that's it's above the water...

Will the fisherman catch the fish?

testing

2007-08-28T07:19:00.007+08:00

testing 1st Sept

TEACHER'S DAY.

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how do you fix the date?
____

Min Yi is a special girl!

For special reasons, this special girl will pretend to be oblivious to someone she adores!

With her special abilities, this special girl can pretend it's platonic, really well!

So this special someone, whom this special girl really likes, shouldn't be too worried.

This special girl knows how this special person is analytical.
She should know. After all this time.

____
anyway. this is why they call Old Flames, old flames.

Because the flame can be rekindled.

and that's not a bad thing.

not really.

nope.

not at all ;D

asasas

2007-08-28T07:19:00.005+08:00

Min Yi is a special girl!

For special reasons, this special girl will pretend to be oblivious to someone she adores!

With her special abilities, this special girl can pretend it's platonic, really well!

So this special someone, whom this special girl really likes, shouldn't be too worried.

This special girl knows how this special person is analytical.
She should know. After all this time.

Clever Girl

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Clever Girl

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clever girl

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Hypothesis.

2007-08-28T07:19:00.001+08:00

31/8/2007. Friday.

Hypothesis : That yours truly fits in with guys more than with girls.
Results : Hypothesis proven true.

I have more best friends who are guys.

I feel happier with guys. Girls make me feel judged.
(like, if what i'm doing makes you unhappy, don't look. not to be egoistical, but to quote from White Chicks : "Don't hate me because you ain't me.")

And Girls are more complicated while guys just want to have fun.

burn baby burn

haha

2007-08-28T07:19:00.000+08:00

31/8/2007. Friday

my hypothesis is proven correct again : i bond much better with guys than girls.

i have more best friends that are guys.

i am happier with guys than girls, who sometimes make me feel judged. (like, doing what i like makes you unhappy? time for a quote from White Chicks. "Don't hate me because you ain't me." Oops. Sounds bigheaded? That's exactly what this is right now.)

guys tend to be nicer than girls.

I KNOW YOU DO

2007-08-24T23:12:00.001+08:00

My #35th post :D

Time zooms past, and now we're presented with descions descions descions.

This is the ultimatum that I think I know the answer to :
PURE LITERATURE OR O-LVL-DRAMA. ONE AND ONE ONLY.

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Majority of the people in 2/1 with ears would have heard this story, but it's irresistable to repeat it here, online, for the world to cringe at.

"IF I SHIT ONE MORE TIME TODAY, IT'll BE MY THIRD TIME IN THE DAY, AND THE NINETH (sp?) TIME IN TWO DAYS."

As of 23/8/2007, 7am, the end of my violent diarhorrea officially ended.

On 22/8/07, the first time was during Assembly. (texture and sounds will be discussed below :E)
Second time : After recess.
Third : Before lunch.
Fourth : Before tuition.
Fifth : Before dinner.

On 23/8/07 :
First : Before brushing teeth.
Second : 2min after brushing teeth.

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My own loose bowels disgust me.
It's time to disgust YOU.

Day one's was like curry satay. Or maybe abit of the rojak with youtiao. Mainly it was brown, a slight greenish tinge (esp. during the earlier times).

[BTW. I bought a box of Oreos (heaven now costs $3.57 at Cheers) on a whim and ate one out of the two 'tubes'. Why is this info. relevant?]

Day two. Early morning wake up, then shit. (actually shit, in this post, refers to violent diarhorrea that leaves my legs slightly less-strong)

Colour? BLACK. I ~~shit~~KID you not.

Not only is the cursed undigested shit (pardon the pun (: ) BLACK. It has triangular (really) little white things that look like lots of diced garlic that you put on green veg, FLOATING in the middle of the black whirlpool of, literally, shit.

And every single ml of diarhorrea that gurgles out, stinks like nothing i've smelt before.

I MISS SOLID SHIT.

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No more cringing, promise.

MRS WONG'S BABY!
She is a super strong woman, as fangxian pointed out today.
Like, she gave birth the day before yesterday, at 3.57 / 3.47am, and two OR three days before yesterday, she was in school, teaching us chapter 6!

Fantastic woman :)

When I'm pregnant, I'll watch Prison Break, eat Oreos, read books (no more King! make me feel like someone's watching...and waiting....with a gun....and alot of bullets...), play Sims 2 (not maple, it induces anger. bad bad bad.), write in my diary, take photos of my growing bulge, make lists of Good Baby Names and What They Mean, go shopping for baby stuff....etc.

NOT teach noisy kids about sex.

Ending off. Talking to people is more fun. Everything is fun. But the degree of fun differs, if not by abit.

random : I love my capacity for storing pain and hurt within me. Just realised it when resisting to tell someone my camouflaged sorrows that have drowned long time ago. Whatever ;D

i know you do

2007-08-15T17:45:00.004+08:00

I AM GOING TO ASK SOMA TO BE MY STEAD.

The very next time i see him. Initially, "Will you marry me?" sounded better, but after playing out that certain fantasy for a short short while, I remembered that we're underaged. (and I don't think our parents would let us fly to LA to get married at 16.)

Ah Well.

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EOY exams coming soon-Week 3 of Term 4, and we all know how fast time flies when you don't study. (very)

Gossiped with a guy I barely knew. Super liberating. Got some bite-sized secrets too ;D

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MY ROOM IS A MESS. It looks like the "No Man's Land" that the notorious four inhabit. Except less smelly, and not as infested with random papers.

We're learning chapter 6 of science right now, and after two short days of looking at that cross-section illustration of guy's "jewels", I conclude that it is disgusting and ugly.

Girls are pretty. Present tense.

Scratch that. Some are pretty! some beautiful! some unique! some downright fugly.

But hey, diversity is what makes the world go round yeah?
Besides, with freaks of nature like TOADS and WHALES to compare ourselves to, we'll feel alot better on Bad Hair / Body / Mood days.
___

MH is nice. Surprise, surprise.

Nice at his own expense, it seems.

Anyway. After asking him what's another term in chinese for "train", he pondered really hard for a few minutes, then gallantly announced that he would check with Chen Lao Shi.

Yanru and I squealed for him to shut up and "nevermind!!"

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Not running for one week might have put me in a foul mood.
Or maybe it's liquid deprivation-i'm cutting down from 3 litres, i don't think it's very healthy.

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Kunalan says I am "High, morning day and night, on marijuana."
I think that's a compliment.

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LOVE IS IN THE AIR!
more on that sooner or later, piano in 30min.

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REBECCA TAN! here's the pics you covet :D
(in backward chronological order)

(pictures of the 48th National Track & Field Championships.

Punkd people in the bus!

Pei Han and PWF. JS should remember this guy.

Ooh. The many lectures that graced the molecules of the surrounding walls have not been lost in my memory. I love his Pep Talks.

Rebecca at the back :D
My hair's sticking to my head because i've been hopping around (my armpits hurt) on one foot.

When you've got this big a lead....

MOSES! Yay. So fun.

Blurry picture of girls.

Moses, post-1500m. He has more muscle than some 14 year old guys.

RACHEL. THRASHING. NANYANG.
(good girl!)

Tired old bones who need to rest on the stone steps.

I never get to hold this.

What's in there?

CHEW LIN! <3 href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_17te_bkgBkA/Rsqspd7OQPI/AAAAAAAAAPE/TrFtHqn2g2E/s1600-h/IMG_0206.JPG">
The "A" Div giants. Looking kinda bored. And lonely.

Gerald using the flag as a fishing pole. "yuan zhe shang gou."

Rebecca, Rachel, Moses!, Rebecca, Alex, Kenneth, Miss Lee...etc.

More cute juniors whose cheeks i just want to pinch.

*yawn*

I'm Mr Cool. And there's nothing you can do about it. Except take a shot of me. Looking ridiculous.
Pei Han's hand i think. Mr Lee is definitely NOT camera-shy. (look at previous post with track pics.)

MORE GIRLS! The boys are not as easy when it comes to sneaking up to them, hopping on one foot, and screaming S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E! *press button*.

Uh. Same picture?

Okay okay. That's it.
BTW! In case you're looking for the so-called formal shots taken at the finishing line, go find Mr Z!

I'll be coming (round the mountain) on Teacher's Day :D Yay.
So watch out for more camera flashing action!

SOMA IS HOT.

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(Rebecca Tan, THE NEXT POST WITH PICS WILL CONFIRM (gurantee plus chop! haha!) HAVE THE TRACK PICS. IF DON'T HAVE, THEN I WILL NEVER TOUCH MOSES'S HEAD EVER AGAIN. AND I LOVE HIS HEAD.)

The pretty blogskin that i can't stop gushing about has motivated me to post pictures of today's drama outing.

We went to the DBS Art Centre to watch Agememnon; that's right, the king who destroyed Troy. [Brad looks like he's been on a steroid-diet in that super nice movie.]

Not going to write about how much it sucks and how much sexual innuendo they squeezed in. It was all either about sex or catfights.

RANDOM PICS ALERT!
(SO not in chronological order.)
scandalous!
the KKB gang :D
WE LOVE OUR TICKETS. (see cheryl's scarf? VERY soft and huggable.)
Didn't know that my camera could capture cheryl AND me. I love Canon.

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!!! AHHH!!
In the bus, on the way back.
"oh darling, look at the tangles!"
Mrs Kamal + Mrs Lee! Taken by Jerald.

I think soma's saying "i don't want to take!" YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! (hahaha!)
Denise and I being bored while waiting for our parents.
Spidergirl!

SOMA THE SEXY AND JERALD THE HOT-CHEEKS.
Sleeping Beauty. Makes me want to pounce. EEK. DOWN GIRL!
SO CUTE!! Hahaha! You can't see it, but Sakinah's shirt / tunic (?) looks very nice.
two-by-two!

GOING TO CHANGE BLOGSKIN SOON! good, i'm starting to loathe this one.

2007-08-15T17:45:00.002+08:00

GO TO http://11062107.blogspot.com/ FOR CLASS CHALET ROUGH DETAILS.

NOT EVERYTHING IS FINALISED.

GOT TO DECIDE FAST, 4 OUT OF 20+ CHALETS LEFT.

WHICH IS LIKE, 5%?

NO NO. 20%.

AND IT'S SO APTLY NAMED AFTER OUR TWO YEARS TOGETHER, AS 1/1 '06 AND 2/1 '07.

AS IF YOU DIDN'T FIGURE THAT OUT ;D

we never really had our closure.

2007-08-15T17:45:00.001+08:00

I hate fighting for naught.

After studying zhong guo li shi aka Chinese History for 2 hours 40min straight (which resulted in my sleeping time being 2.40am, which sounds very little, but is actually like, 4 hours) and then taking the insansely hard test..

And probably getting only half right.

jialat.

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Anyway. It's the so-called end-of-exams, if you don't count the english grammer thing, because who can study for grammer?

But for some mysterious reason, I feel like studying history, geog, maths and sci. (note the missing "CHINESE")

Hopefully this feeling / impulse lasts.

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I love prison break. The CHRISTinaROSE tattoo? Like never see before leh.

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Monday is the O-lvl-drama Performance thing, prolly graded. Our group hasnt met up since the lesson we were given the 'task'. It's saturday tomorrow.

Hooray for deadlines and hard-to-fix rehearsal timings.

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Haven't seen cheryl since monday. Funny.

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"Do they like picking up my rubbish?"

HAHAHA!! Somemore this 'rubbish' is seriously thrashy.
What happiness can they derive from fratenising with such boorishness?

Gross. It would induce goosebumps if I didn't know how low they could go.

It's amusing, how freaks are oblivious to the change in the winds in 2/1.
Everyone knows what you did..
Honesty (esp. in a test~) is a policy.

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I ate 4 oranges yesterday (as in, four WHOLE oranges.), no surprise that 15+min of my day was dedicated to reading David Baldacci on the 'royal throne'.

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ANYWAY. Class photos are out!

YJ observed (rather accurately) that majority of 2/1 look much better than last year!

YAY! Haha! Here's some random observations from the 4 photos right in front of me.

1 . WHERE IS JIAXIN?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
2 . Hilmie kinda looks like a terrorist. Grats, bro! You'll have hard times at airports!
3 . Guo Wei has evolved from doing pretty-boy poses (refer to last year's. he was SO CHIO.) to..um..flushed-faced-shy-grins.
4 . Mrs Wong's lippie is bright. Almost an unnatural brinjal-ish tinge...
5 . MH STICKS HIS TONGUE OUT SIDEWAYS!

6 . But that's not all on the "act-cute list"..we have...WEILONG in the photo that's going to be in the yearbook! (don't you just want to pinch the hell outta him?)
7 . Jane shows us her eyelids!
8 . In the photo-that's-gonna-be-in-the-yearbook, MH is almost the only guy who smiles and shows his teeth.
9 . In that same photo, 14 girls smile and show their teeth.
10 . (not gonna count for the other pics.) YP looks like he's about to kiss ZUL in the "hand-stand thingy" photo.

11 . Weilong pretending to be a poltergist and pushing phyllis' head down. Uh, what??
12 . DANIEL TAKING OVER GW'S PRETTY-BOY POST! Omg, so chio!!
13. None of the guys look very happy in the yearbook photo.
14 . Syazwan missing from the Fish-Eye photo......
15 . My huge eye-bags.

16 . JW's open fly! (kidding :D)
17 . Danial, Yao Hong, MH, JW not doing anything at all for all 4 pics.
18 . Nurul Amira pulling at her tie in the Fish-Eye one. Gotcha!
19 . Jia Le looking like a koala bear clinging onto Jane the "tree" in the Fish-Eye one. Go, australia!
20 . Fish-Eye : Fred + JS doing the "SINGA LOVES YOU!" hand-symbol.

21 . Sylvia looking gloriously burnt. Her tan (?) can rival Zul's!
22 . Scratch that. We just had PE. So we're flushed. Some are red faced (eg. Qijin, Fangxian, Bertrice!, JS.) some browned (eg. Sylvia, Weilong, etc.) some..PALE?? (eg. Rebecca, Tamaryn, etc.)
23 . WX and Hilmie competing to look the scariest in the yearbook photo.

'nuff said. off to do o lvl drama. and maybe eat some raisins. and and and.

sllleeeeeepppp.. (you definitely can see that through the GGD. ;D)

YOU CANT FIGHT GENETICS!

2007-08-15T17:45:00.000+08:00

Some people have irrational fears, eg : fear of bald men, fear of pink shirts...etc.

My irrational "fear" (it's more of an aversion) seems to be reading other people's blog.

I don't dare click on any name on the LINKS section. For fear of what? I dunno.

*

Take a good hard look at this "Rainbow Vector" (Vector = ??) skin, because it's going to give way to Yan Ru's black-white-grey creation as soon as we're both online simultaneously.

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I am sick with cough, flu and headaches, but shockingly, i've never felt happier.
Scary. Wei Long can't seem to understand why his hand signs (think of three numbers! clue : 3n is the 'formula'. did you pay attention to TODAY'S math lesson?) bring tears of laughter from me.

*

Today is a day of apologies. [ there's a song about Sorry being the hardest word to say or something... ] During the first 20+min of chinese...During EFL..

Relatively mundane in my POV. But I guess when you're facing two entire levels of adolescents who are looking at you with a potent mixture of condemn and curiosity, you won't be inclined to make a lengthy speech laced with remorse, regret and melodramas.

Too bad. I, being the Lover of All Things Weird and Sometimes Nasty, was kinda hoping for something that I'd remember for the rest of the month at least.

*

On a slightier non-nastier note, today is Meng Hong's birthday!

Huge surprise. Hope that today has been a happy day for him despite the first 20min of chinese lesson. A birthday is always a day to celebrate and go wild. Did he get any presents?

Prolly not. To "compensate" for the gaping hole in his self-esteem, we should all be nicer to him. (not just 'cos he's finally 14, but because it's the humane thing to do.)

As some people (the Notorious 4?) have illustrated in their dialogues, it's super hard to be civil / nice to a person who will yell vulgarities at random non-living objects, at ppl who weren't talking to him in the first place and the people who were trying to be nice.

I love a challenge. It's time to let this cup of milk be fermented!

*

Last four eps of Prison Break. Last four weeks of being able to stare at The Pretty's perfectness on Chnl 5. When will season 3 come out?

*

Exams. Bertrice suspects Mr Low will return our history papers tomorrow. I don't remember taking any history test.

Haha. This round's CA has been super slack for me. Compared to the midyears, the revision done is like.......*crow call*. This is the calm before the storm that I won't call cramming, but instead, chionging (for end years).

*

Speaking of the end of this glorious year... WHEN IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL? Shafeeq says Mrs Wong says that it's the 10th of Oct, which is almost virtually impossible, because then we'd have, what, two months of nothing? Not that i'm complaining. Haha!! But so early meh?

This info. is kinda important because I want to book a chalet fast. If we manage to book early, then it's cheaper and we're assured of a chalet. Oh, and the chalet will be within the first three weeks after the last day of school. (if we hold it off too long, ppl will fly off to various locations, come back enviously tanned OR with chapped lips and dry skin, but anyway : it needs to be early.)

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Have you ever been in love, not with the person, but with the idea of being in love? Have you ever been in so deep (into that "in love with love" illusion) that you really thought you were in love?

Damn me lah. How many times (less than 3 i hope) will yours truly make this mistake?

Okay. Not really "mistake" lah. More of a delusion. Especially if the delusion is supported by evidences from both sides of the fence. Then that would really suck because it'll be so confusing and sucky.

*

But if you have this delusion...

there are only two ways for it to cease being a delusion.

First is when you know you really don't like him.
so what happens if you do?

Glad not to be caught up in the(/that) tangled web of love.
Or crushes.
Or infatuations.

What happens..if you agree to stead with someone (not me ar, i'm not not-innocent. yet.) and you realise that he's only in love with the idea of love, and you're just not that into him?

*drumroll*....introducing.....AWKWARD BREAK-UP SCENES!

Hooray for friends who agree to be the middleman.

*

I WANT TO GET 3O POINTS FOR NAPFA.
No further comments.

But one last thing... I will kill myself if i get 28 / below.
Guess that's one more irrational fear ;D

"don't you love it too?" 301 305 314

2007-07-30T20:57:00.004+08:00

HAPPY NATIONAL DAY!

I love national days. Especially when you see a whole stadium of Singaporeans singing their hearts out to Home..Where I Belong..etc.

Kallang waves are fun too!

All the pictures are about..2 weeks old?
My mum got tickets to one of the NE shows and so we went happily skipped off to Marina Bay where the primary schools of ?-Z were.

My dad noted that our "sector" was the most boring one. Like when everyone was screaming "ohh....YEAH!" (to 'encourage' the parachuters) our sector was silent. Like when it was past 7.30pm, and all the 11 year olds were wearing the (ridiculous) hat and shaking the Star Light, our sector waved the Flag with limp wrists.

Heheheheheheheh. That's what you get with front seats. Not that i'm complaining ;D

We saw our neighbour there :D Christine and her no. 2 brother (no. 1 dunno go where) were there too. And Mark's dad was sitting with Teo Chee Hean (sp?) so we took shots of that too. Haha!

My obsessive photo-taking is demonstrated in the following 100+? pics.

Unfortunately, they're in chronological order the opposite. But scrolling down with this skin (that i feel like changing, AGAIN) is very not fun.

So enjoy the backward show!
[very little comments. it's 10.25pm. and i want to change the skin.]

"..and golden sparks flew out of Harry's wand..."
(from GOF)

"...berjaya singapura..."

sprinkle!

the switcheroo bags.

shimmy shimmy!

POOF.

More fireworks!

The finale. Love them lights.

wheeee-

fizzle shizzle mizzle.

ka-boom.

fireworks!

We're colourful and there's nothing you can do about it!

"Luke..I am your father."
*gasp* *takes light sabre and stabs wildly while screaming*

Shiny. Like silver fishes. But the theme prolly is..technology again?

The theme for THIS is something like Golden Age.
The goldy-oldies did tai chi together.

Will the Real Kit Chan please stand up?

The performers at the back are holding wayang-kulit-like structures of animals like Rabbits..Monkeys..etc.

His make-up made him resemble a monkey.

Ooh. This theme was something like Technology. The lights are actually flying "machines" controlled by technicians on the ground. Very very very nice.

Actually it isn't that dark, just that the flash cannot reach that far, and the sky is not very bright.

China junks! This is like Sentosa's Magical (or is it Musical?) Fountain.

Open Sesame! This was interesting, the floorboards "split open" to allow the lighted boat-thing to glide through.

The Fake Kit Chan lip-synching to the 07 theme song which like promotes other countries. "I've climbed the effiel tower, the great wall in one hour..."

Three rollerblading fishies who look like they're iceskating!

All performances have a theme, this should be Water Life or something.

Mine's a giraffe, her's a butterfly.
Both don't work very well.

Lights! See the pri-sch-kids sector?
See the adult sector?
Lights VS no lights.

No comment. My brain juice is high and dry.

I think their name starts with a 'C' or something.
Super flexible. Like the submarines below, they can do 45 degree turns.

Lighted blimps. and People wearing the (ridiculous) hats.

Taking advantage of the dimmed sky...are min yi+chih+ting!

42 blasts! This was near some bridge. Uh..?

Reviewing the contigents. Gotta admire those wo/men. Stand so straight.

I'm sure their intention is to scare us witless.
It's working. My bladder feels loose alr.
HIYACK!

Bang Bang. They can like, do 45 degree spins.

AHAHAHAHAHA! Only sharp eyes can see what I see!
To his left arm is my dad + mum! and my grandmothers are blocked, but on his right shoulder is min chih's head and yours truly taking this shot. Hurray for cameras!

Everyone had a good laugh when they announced : " And the Senior Minister. Simulated."
(cue laughs)

Marina Bay's skyline + helis and the Flag + grey sky = beautiful

Pretty lights. VOOM! The symmetry of the air-exhaust pattern is so pro.

YEAAAHHH!! CONVERRGGEE!!!!!!!
Furry helmets are fun.

Ooh. The guys who yell receive trainings months ahead of 9/8 so that they can roar, and people right at the back can hear them, and stamp their boots on cue.

I am tarzan. Hear me roar.

Girls / Guys in uniform are fun!
M x H = L!

Their voices induce goosebumps.

FOOOODDD.

THE KALLANG WAVE :)
So fun!

The emcees. The cute mini-blimps. The pretty overcast sky. The expensive lights.

"Is the sky clear?"

Winners of a talent show? Hmmm..

THBT governments should sponser free admissions to all museums.

2007-07-30T20:57:00.003+08:00

Omg. It's 3 am. Tomorrow is the Science CA2 test. All i've done tonight was the debate thing.

I didn't touch the chinese w/s.
I forgot about art.
I didn't read the science textbook.

but I am going to sleep.

I just hope it was worth it.

...me.

2007-07-30T20:57:00.002+08:00

Crystal and I have been talking for about 6 hours for the last 2 days.

So when she slept and 2am and was super tired on sunday, her mum was majorly pissed. Oops.

But anyway. THANK YOU MEINA!!

She's damn nice. Apparently Mrs Wong delegated her to update me of all the science stuff that she taught today (the only lesson in two weeks, AND coincidentally the only lesson before exam) and she was like telling me everything over the phone.

Somebody give this girl a prize.

I hope she wins the Most Courteous Student thing. Kind students should not go unrecgonised!!

Why wasn't I "in school" today?

ABRSM PIANO GRD. 6 EXAM(INATIONS).

I'm immensely proud of my Aural test. If I got anything wrong, the examiner guy didn't show it. Hearing him say "Well done! Spot on!" in that funky accent compensated for my disappointment with myself earlier on.

My scales were quite good. The pieces ar...

If (another "If" ;D) I had not put in 2 hours every single day to prepare for this 20min exam, then I wouldn't have felt upset at not playing perfectly.

But missing notes, playing too softly, or too loudly?

Sucky sucky sucky sucky suck.

My three pieces (altogether about 6+min) could be executed perfectly in my Kingsburg piano. My teacher's ?? (some Jap name) piano was also fine. Damn Yamaha. Why are the keys so loud?

What's done is done. Sheesh.

Why am i blogging when i have :

- art folio. (what the hell?)
- debate stuff.
- science chap 4 + 5. STUDY FOR TMR'S TEST!
- chinese w/s that will invariably take me ages.
- sleep.

to do by 5 am later?

I guess I can't take my eyes off the com.
You can't take your eyes off the answer sheet.
And you can't take your eyes off

^ Lol. The truth disgusts? ^

durians = love

2007-07-30T20:57:00.001+08:00

super duper short post. today's debate session was SUPER funny.

Soma was like talking shit from the top of his head. Like "you like to physically punish students because your mama said so."

Obviously, Jon was abit pissed.

Soma is bitching about how some people don't have to speak.

Prashan was very nice today. That's twoschooldays in a row!

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Time to upload pictures soon i hope.
After exams! Which is 3 - 4 weeks from now?

Things to Write / Upload about : NDP. CelebrateDrama @ Asian Civillisations Museum. Social politics!! Food, glorious, food.

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and the truth shall set us free!

no colours here! enough colours in the new blogskin.

2007-07-30T20:57:00.000+08:00

just yesterday the blogskin changed. now i don't really like it again.
hopefully this doesn't reflect my attitude toward love.
(but as they say : Guys are like shoes! You have to try all of them on before you know which fits you best)

Speaking of shoes.. I JUST BOUGHT A PAIR OF PERFECT WHITE WEDGES FROM CHARLES & KEITH. If that squashed ant-beetle-thing weren't there, I would have kissed it from tip to heel :D

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Had two whole hours (out of the FIVE) free today. IT WAS CHAOS at the back of the class.

Some guys broke a chair. Then other guys went to use it as a cradle or a ship or something. Some broke sticks and tried to "curse and jinx" each other. (Does Impedimeta, Crucio, Expecto Patronum, Obliviate and of course, AVADA KEDAVRA sound vaguely familar?)

Some did handstands. Some gossiped like girls :D

Hehehe. Talked to yanru about this guy who sound alot like me. So fun. Name'll be excluded. Not sure if he saw the blog or not.

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A certain somebody's holier-than-thou, inconsiderate and immature attitude has finally gone over-my-board.

Like, hello? Does being nasty and demanding to everyone turn you on, you freak?!

Ooh. I can be talking about two different people here. (not from 2/1. we're nice :D)

It's gonna be fun trying to avoid seeing them in a very good bid to lower my blood pressure.

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(miss lee has convinced me (and hopefully cheryl) to buy more new &%@* ! )

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Guilty is what I feel when i type. I SHOULD BE MEMORISING FORMULAS AND HISTORY NOTES.

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Last one. really.

Soma has been torn away from me (to his glee) today. Instead of working with him on the O lvl Drama project, Prashan is his replacement.

Hmmm. If you can't get the Moon, at least you'll get the stars?

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Moving on, it's my time,
you never were a friend of mine.
Hurt at first, a little bit,
but now I'm so over
I'm so over it..

let's plant fairies.

2007-07-25T23:29:00.004+08:00

Today,
Majority of the ATC population went to the Arts House to watch two performances in the Play Den. If that name looks familar, that's cause it's the exact same space that we had the Marryatville-Anderson performance.

So fun.

We watched the Art of Life
(which cheryl says is "very cliche".)(the Bedok North cast is "somewhat" unprofessional. Sorry, understatement. They were laughing & smirking & giggling on stage when the scene was an angry-confrontational one. Girl 1 lifted her shirt (to flash everyone her paunch) and adjusted her tight pants. Girl 2 KEPT patting her hair during the show, so "out-of-character".)
and Wild Boy something something.

The second one was super nice. Something about this retarded (?) girl who loves her dad so much that when he's gone (and when i'm gone just carry on...) she becomes even crazier.

But in the end all is well between her, and she becomes unretarded.

I love it. And there's one guy whose chest is like, WHAM!

It practically sticks out like melons. His calves are huge too. Larger than anything i've remember in this year.

I BET HE'S A GYMNAST. Thank god cheryl was beside me, if not i'd miss the whole show while staring at his melon-y chest. (he was wearing a singlet, btw)(quite thin oso.)

Oh dear. I should add weird-looking things to my list of turn-ons, which now only consists of BEARDS and GAY HOMOS. (Lesbians would be fine, but kinda freaky.)

Jerald and Soma (who were sitting behind sarah, cheryl, me, jacqchoo, jacqkho..etc.) were doing some funny-guy-stuff that I shall not repeat. It's amazing what things they notice.
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Lots of things to memorise for this week's tests!
Maths, history, music , apparently.

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After a depressing PE session where I discovered that my incline pull-ups SUCK LIKE HELL, I am going to do whatever it takes to get A for it.

The worst thing is, I've been religiously doing push-ups (slowly so as to "maximise muscle endurance and stamina) every stupid day since June.

If I were some lazy ass who can't lift a normal table without feeling a strain, then Hey, not getting an A for incline pull-ups is normal.

Sob. Miss Ho says we have to do "conditioning". I hope doing 3 sets of 30 reps (10 reps = 10 counts of "__ thousand") everyday from tomorrow onwards after school will help.

Ahah. Here's the clinch. Piano hands are NOT supposed to strain themselves. You really can't play after straining. (It's true. I couldn't do trills for 3 hours after the 3 sets of 30 reps @ Serangoon Stadium)

My piano teacher says "Right now you have to put your piano as top piority!" And i so agree. (Then how?)

Last year before I went into the exam room, i actually broke down. Which is so pathetic, i know.

The only thing good about this is : The one and only person who can torture me (until liddat) is myself.

The evil self-destructive perfectionist in me always surfaces during Napfa period.

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Alien nation. Alienation. Or, the isolation and / or ostracization of a person due to irrational and/or rational reasons.

"You gotta look into another's world to see their POV"

True colours surface beneath the scratched surface of painted faces.
Hating someone isn't going to make you happier. The only thing it does is to make the person feel sad for you, for losing the person as a friend.

But if that's the way the cookie crumbles...
(then i won't be the one to help you sweep it up.)

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(why can't i change the font to VERDANA instead of this ugly thing?)

I DO VERY BAD THINGS AND I DO THEM VERY WELL

2007-07-25T23:29:00.003+08:00

Bravery and courage is vastly admired. It's not a waste of effort, it's been noticed.

But to what cost the goal?

When the sun is out of your reach, be happy, cause guess what?
all you'll get is a really bad burn.

Friends forever, enemies never.

Killing yourself for nothing is stupid. Like, cutting yourself for things you cannot control is stupid. (oops. "practise what you preach") Like, cutting yourself because a S.Korean hostage got killed isn't going to help. Like, slitting your wrists because the sky is blue is also wasted.

pride goes before destruction. haughty spirit before a fall.
if you suck at history, aiming to get full marks is not an ideal option.

think hard and think long. all i want is to bump you back to the right road.

then again, all i want is everything.

I DO VERY BAD THINGS AND I DO THEM VERY WELL

2007-07-25T23:29:00.002+08:00

PS : You don't blame a fish for not biting your fisherman's bait right?

Why climb a mountain filled with knives and holes?

Determination is fantastic (without it, we wouldn't have stuff like electricity).

But limits are good too.

I DO VERY BAD THINGS AND I DO THEM VERY WELL

2007-07-25T23:29:00.001+08:00

To cut yourself up is bad. To cut yourself up for nothing is worse!

You can't lose what you never had, so why mourn your so-called loss?

Common tests are around the corner! Loads of chiong for maths, history, chinese history..et cetra.

Mensuration? Did we learn that last year??

Streaming sounds kinda exciting.

Too bad Soma(ma) won't be around next year. Sob.

Brain currently incapable of making logical sentences after seeing poor scofield's face get bashed by Kim, the bald rat.

He still looks Pretty with swollen cheeks.

It's 12.21am, and it seems that there is no way in hell that i'll be able to produce a CD by tomorrow for our ONE AND ONLY technical run.

I've run out of blank CDs. My mp3 is useless.

Yippee.

Act in the face of danger.

But don't act to make ppl pity you, because they won't.

it takes two to tango

2007-07-25T23:29:00.000+08:00

Super short post before the official exam hiatus starts.

My Grd. 6 piano exam is on 6 August, which means it's approx. ELEVEN days away.

Currently, my arppegios suck. Ah well. Looks like 90min of drilling a day ain't gonna cut it!

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I'm slightly obessed with Soma. You always wants things you can't get. For example, Soma's cheek.

He stubbornly refuses to let me pinch it. Sadly, my ninja stealth is no match for his wary eyes....yet.

It's so tragic that he won't be with us next year, and will instead be terrorizing his fellow NJC-ians with his "pick-up lines" from FHM.

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Yesterday we had part 1 or 3 of English Enrichment Course by Mrs Lowe. It was about spoken english...etc.

Obviously the highlight of this short para. isn't about the 'beauty of vowels and consonants".

Wei Long and Jun Wei, the super hyper / zi-high duo decided to chirp happily all the words we were mumbling.

You know the seagulls in Finding Nemo who go "MINE!MINE!MINE!MINE!MINE!"?

That's what WL + JW decided to do.

30mins of laughing at "I AM A-DICK-TION" and "ALBERT WENT TO THE ABBOT" and "ACCENT!ACCENT!ACCENT!ACCENT! -BUUURP-" did not go past Mrs Lowe's eyes unnoticed.

But scolding the dynamic duo didn't do much. Even the way Wei Long apologised (:"We're very very sorry. We like your lesson very much (ah), that's why we want our english to be good! We are pronunciating words!") was funny.

I love 2/1.

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I love Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows. Who doesn't?

Rowling is genius.

No spoilers here. But someone is so lovesick and romantic. Heartbreaking, actually.

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Tough Questions on Life in General :

Why does MH laugh along with people who are laughing AT him?

Why is A so mean? "...can't we all just get along?"

Why is A so mean, and then back to normal once the ball is outta sight?

Why does his hair grow so slowly?

How does Miss T not notice 4/40 aka 10% of her class drooling and snoring?

What is Mdm H saying?

Why is Mrs W still in school? Accidents are bound to happen.

Who bashed **'s face when he was a baby? Who gave him his deformed face?!

Does anyone know about **'s hidden side?
If so, who??

Who will get inebirated at this year's class chalet? (three days two nights people! bring your toothbrushes, we don't want to ask you if you've ever heard of Listerine.)

Who will get hit by Cupid's Arrow next?

when the phone ain't ringing, that's me not calling.

2007-06-23T11:44:00.000+08:00

According to Crystal, GSS is finally over.

Just when I'm trying to break the piggy bank again. Min Chih has agreed to take over my current school bag. I don't know why she would want/like it. Maybe she goes for brands?

According to Junjie, (yes, the very one who got like, ten A1s. But who's counting?), a certain scarred someone didn't die in the seventh book. Damn spoilers!

I didn't open his sms. So the only other thing i saw was volder- and then nothing.

Min Chih is reading Deathly Hallows. I wonder if Hermione and Draco hook up. Somebody needs to comfort that broken soul!

And finally, after nearly 7 whole months of "abstinence", my hair is finally chopped off! I LOVE IT.

While my aunt was making magic with her gifted (and smooth~) hands, my eyes weren't exactly following her. So after 25+min..it was a pleasant surprise :D

Can I say something without sounding egoistical? IT LOOKS SUPER CUTE.

My first impression was : omg, she's made me into a 5-year old version of myself. (when i liked to read out every single road sign my dad drove past)

Second impression : I look like mulan.

Unfortunately, great minds do not think alike. My precocious sisters insist that yours truly looks like Cho Chang in the fifth installment of the Potter Movies.

Uh, NO?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Here's what she did. I think. : Thinned the notoriously thick locks. Cut off quite a bit from the back. Made it into a V-shape / Rounded shape. Cut about 3 inches from the fringe and now I don't have to pin it up.

Cheers to perfection!

Oh dear. The exams are murderously close. So far, with regards to serious studying, i've done almost NOTHING.

Cramming does wonders, but taking things slow is much better.
I wonder how much my maths / chinese will pick up by.

All you need is a little faith. Ain't that right Scofield?

SOME pictures of the 48th Annual Track and Field National Championships!

This is what i have to stand in. (can't recognise the top of their heads)

If i look surprised / skeptical, it's because MR LEE is the one holding the camera.
(Anderson people, doesn't he look like Daniel??)

Field Marshals! They're young and like to fool around.

RYAN AND THE FLAG. Oh, how i miss the days when Mr Z would run away when i tried to snatch the flag. (He doesn't have to run now. You just have to walk to "outrun" an invalid)

Ryan trying on crutches WAY too high for him. Get down!

Look who's having fun now. MR Z~ YAY!

B Girl, D Girls and C Girl (s?) and the guys who are not behind me. and miss lee.

NICHOLAS AND ALEX!! So cute!

My masterpiece! THIS is how I spend my MC days.

Alex and Kenneth! Thank God Kenneth is p5. I can see them next year!

MR Z AND MISS LEE. Two of my favourite people in the world :D

MORE COMING SOON-

he's my stupid bitch

2007-06-22T11:34:00.009+08:00

FOOD SCIENCE COURSE IS OVER.

It was so damn fun. Peter the teacher is so kind, helpful, thoughtful, tolerant....

Our group (hilmie, preanna, cheryl, david and me) was called Rainbow Foam! (no prizes for guessing who forced everyone else to have this "psychedelic" name.)(Groovy, baby.)

OMG. I have nothing to type.

This week has been super stress, damn tiring, and more or less mundane.

And i just realised how my INHERITED eyebags make me look tired all the time. Thanks alot mum. Kidding. (not sure whether it's daddy darling or mummy dearest.)(hahahahaha!)

The best part of playing soccer with guys (besides the fact that they're good) is how fun it is when they scold each other. You won't hear girls yelling at each other "YOU [insert private part here]!! GO AND [insert procreative act here]!! [insert hokkien expletive here]!!'

So damn fun. Even when prakash is pushing me down the stairs, it's funny.

I think i'm falling in love ith prashan and soma. Ridiculously hilarious. No matter what they say, it's funny. And unlike some people, they can pull off being in a perpetually horny state, and not be disgusting. It's funny, just funny.

Damn.

I'm in a bite-something-somebody-anything kind of mood again. Love bug bites!

lick my lips i'm fading.

2007-06-22T11:34:00.008+08:00

YAY!! Watching most of the sec 2 student population huff and puff for at least 10min (dunno how fast istah (sp?) / melvin ran) while hoarsely yelling their names out was strangely satisfying.

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GO TO SCHOOL FOR A LONG TIME?

Apparently, that's not all that has changed....

What can I say besides that i'm sad?

Hehe. Guess this is the game of life!

Like they say in project runway.....

"i'll be tarzan and you be jane!"

2007-06-22T11:34:00.007+08:00

Anyone up for a quiz?

WHICH IS WORSE?

Farting in a public toilet that amplfiles the sound OR Farting in a public bathroom that amplfiles the smell? :

SOUND! (if you don't confess, who would know? muahahaha!)

Being eaten by your family member OR Eating your family member? :

Yuck. Tough choice. Uh. Eating my family member. Being traumatized is way better than being digested. (CARBOHYDRASES!)

Telling someone you like them, and have them humiliate you OR Not telling someone and never knowing if they felt the same way? :

Second one, hands down.

Having the best make-out session with someone you hate OR having the worst with someone you love? :

Second option is worse. First one would be interesting. HAHAHA!

Having your dog poop on you OR Having your dog puke on you? :

Dettol wouldn't make either better. Um...Puke.

Receiving a throphy then find out it was a mistake OR Not getting a throphy when you should have gotten one? :

Not getting a throphy. Humilation VS Injustice!

Frontal wedgies or Back wedgies? :

Front ones. Imagine what would happen to guys. Banana Split! Yummy.

Waking up to find yourself in the desert OR Waking up....in the Artic? :

Artic. Freezing to death can be done while you're sleeping. Death by dehydration? No no.

A noisy neighbour OR A smelly one? :

SMELLY ONE. My nose thrives on clean air. Some Miss Sixty Deo would be nice too.

Walking into a pole OR Walking into a spider web? :

Web. Did you know that an average person would consume at least SIX spiders in his lifetime? The spiders fall into his/her open mouth while s/he is snoring away.

Eating a goat's eye OR drinking a cow's blood? :

(goat's eyes are quite big and glassy right?) Give me one glass of Bovidae blood anytime.

Slipping and falling backwards OR Slipping and falling forwards? :

Right now Forwards seems more fun. If you get a bruise on your butt, nobody gets to see it! (that is, during school hours.)

Being grounded OR Being spanked? :

Grounded. Who spanks people nowadays?

Go insane OR Become paralyzed? :

Insane. If you're insane, you can't play computer. If you're paralyzed, you can. And mental patients don't get to watch Prison Break. They watch Barney's and other "non-aggressive programs".

Pissing a marble OR Crapping a baseball? :

Eek. *nasty mental image inserted into mind* Pissing a marble. (The difference in their diameter is like, at least 8cm??!)

Having an itch on your foot with your shoes on OR Having an itch in your butt with your pants on? :

Foot itch. (Go toilet scratch your butt.) Removing shoes is harder than sticking your hands into your pants.

Banging the funny bone OR Getting kicked in the groin? :

Groin Kick. Bang the funny bone, also not very pain.. (but that doesn't mean anyone has ever kicked MY groin. because that would mean i would have to kill him/her. muahaha.)

Slamming finger in car door OR Dropping bowling ball onto foot? :

FOOT! My feet are already fractured, haha!

A lie that draws a smile OR The truth that causes a tear? :

the lie. prashan : "the truth hurts."

A horror movie that's not scary OR A comedy that's not funny? :

Comedy that's not funny. Cause then it'll be lame. And everyone hates LAME.

Hearing someone puke OR Hearing someone poop? :

Hearing someone puke. Hearing someone poop would be funny :D

Kicking a puppy OR Making a child cry? :

Kicking a puppy. Children can cry for the cutest reasons. Like when someone refuses to let them bite keys? (that was only like, 500 times?)

Being stalked OR Getting harrassing phone calls? :

Getting harrassing phone calls. I can't talk and do work at the same time.

Being tickled until you wet your pants OR Being bitten until you bleed? :

The evil, morbid person in me says Peeing on yourself is worse. I agree :E

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This just can't be summer love... you'll see.

2007-06-22T11:34:00.006+08:00

I love justin timberlake.

Haha! More pics from the marryatville thing!

(The post below has pictures from the last day, while this one has the ones from Wednesday, Performance day!)

(BTW, it's abit messed up, so for this post, it's easier if you view the pics from bottom to top.)

The Perfect Puffy Mouths!

SUPERMAN!!

Oops. Direct Flash Into Eyes.

Min Ting!! Bryan says it's like my face was photocopied unto hers.
We're clones~

RAMSEY + ABRAHAM (after the makeup)

Three dwarves! Hehehe..
(Ting's shirt's really cute : 333 IM ONLY HALF EVIL)

WAHAHAHA! I tried to help Prakash put his makeup on..
but he nearly cried cause i was so bad.

Ultimate Gay Pride.
This is why I love aussie guys.

YAY! CHEESE!

Whoa. Does this remind anyone of Chinatown on New Year's Eve?

Hear, Hear! Mrs Kamal speaks~

View from the Soundbox (glass windows seh...dont play play)

No flash photography! (Another Non-Flash photo from the Soundbox!)

TECH CREW! lights, lights, lights, mist machine, SOUND!

Me + Min Ting + Mum Look Alike.

Min Chih looks like my dad.

And Min Chih looks like my older sister.

TEACHERS!! (miss sharmilah looks so cute and innocent :D)
(at the cocktail reception)

Danny is Afiqah's brother in the play.

But now he just looks like he wants to HOOT AR!

Eugene!! muahaha.. and and.. IS THAT CARMINA?!

(you look pretty~)

Once again, the shocked expression of discovering a camera in my dangerous hands...

"Don't take a photo, minyi!"

This was during rehearsal :)

(that's audrey on the floor)

LOVE THOSE POOFY HATS!

Sarah and I slacking at the soundbox.

Andersonians doing line runs! The spotlight is there to be "extra"

The place where we perform.

Cool name eh?

To call a space PLAY DEN is like calling a group ANIMAL BARN.

muahahaha! So cute ;D

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OOPS. GOING FOR XRAY! YAY!

Will upload the thursday pics later (the day where we went to ViVo (not much pics, cause we were watching Transformers in 2k Digital) watch Dim Sum Dollies (spaz pics taken near S'pore river!)

Cartographer of the Heart

2007-06-22T11:34:00.005+08:00

I have possibly fractured my foot. What bad timing, seeing that next week is the 2.4km run. Crappy~

Here's how it possibly happened. Even I am not very sure when and how....

Possibility 1 : After jumping off the railing to get the ball. My landing sucked, and both feet felt like the bones had shifted. 3min later, standing was an option. 10min later, playing football was not impossible.

Possibility 2 : After going home, my mum and I decided to jog, and we ended up jogging for 42min25sec. This was when my foot was in slight discomfort. (but since no pain was felt while wearing Brooks...)

Possibility 3 : After taking off the Brooks. Here is where it really starts to hurt.

One word for myself : ORBIGOOD.

Haha! But I don't regret jogging. (I regret JUMPING. Should have left that to the guys.)

With this incident, my mum feels that it is her motherly duty to insist that i have not-very-strong bones, and a suspected calcium deficieny. I can crack my hip-leg joint, spine joint, and my hip-back joint. Which is disgusting.

Now i have a taste of how it's like being an invalid. Very very sucky. Cant switch on the fan with my foot anymore.

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HERE ARE THE PEOPLE MOST OF US DESPERATELY MISS!

Don't you love it when big guys act gay?

Don't you love it too when little guys act gay?

(Ramsey was sick. Poor baby.)
(that didn't stop him from wearing a "it's not pink, it's lightish red" shirt)

HUGS AND KISSES!

Oh dear. I THINK that's Cooper?

Anyway, from left to right, Cooper, Ramsey, Ryan, Jonny!

AUDREY<3!!

MUAHAHAHA!

From left to right : Ting, Me, Audrey, Lachland aka LACHI, and um...

who?

Spot Audrey's bag!

Waving frantically for 3min...

..in MY world.

2007-06-22T11:34:00.004+08:00

Apparently today is Chinese Valentine's Day. Giggle-whoop.

Random para : I mean, she CAN sing, but can she resist from blasting us with sissy songs at random times?? NO. Sometimes it gives me headaches, y'know? Here I am, trying to read Hannibal Rising, and min chih with her "..you get the BEESST!! of both worlds!!..." is a huge distraction.

2.4km run is up in two weeks! Shockingly yours truly fares MUCH better in school than in stadiums. Which spells trouble :D

My friend was telling me about this "fat little biatch" in her school. Kidding. My friend is myself. HAHA! This isn't the end of my remarks! Find me personally to "gain access" to them, not writing them here. I think some people would feel uncomfortable reading them 'cause
1. it's about themselves.
2. they don't include "biatch" in their vocab.

Reality is hitting me : one way or another, the homework has to be done. For some, their 'major factor of stress' is love. Nuh-uh. I'm partial to matters of the heart. IT'S HOMEWORK THAT'S KILLING US ALL!

While waking me up, Yanti had the time to check out my hair (bryan : "it's super thick lah!") and yank out 3 white hairs. One was very cute, (Yes, that word is so apropriate) it was like, black at the roots, then white for 3cm, then black again all the way down to the tip of the hair. like a zebra!!

The Marryatvillians said that they were allowed to dye their hair "any natural colour they liked". Someone there has the most gorgeous brown curly hair. Me likey. Haha!

I'm feeling in a "poet-y" kind of mood. Off to write something, I guess.

One thing's for sure...'tis gonna be 'bout lurve. Can never have too little of it in the world..

(talk) to the power of SE7EN!

2007-06-22T11:34:00.003+08:00

AHHHHH! THE MARRYATVILLIANS ARE GONE!!!!!!!

Four days to get to know each other (and eventually be gay and hug random people walking past you) and now it's all gone!

Kidding. Bill Gates and his workers created Msn for a reason :D

Ooh, yesterday the marryatvillians + anderson hosts all went to ViVo City. Some went on a shopping frenzy, some went shopping, some watched Transformers in 2k digital.

Cheryl, her buddy and Ting went shopping. Audrey, Lachi, Hady, Halim, Denise, Me...+15 other ppl watched Transformers. The fight scene was SO long!

But sitting with someone made up for it. HAHA!

ANYWAY. i think i sound slightly spazzed out. that's what happens when you sleep for four hours, then wake at 4am, hustle and bustle around, and then run 2.4km four hours later.

When we were waving so violently until our bodies were moving, it's like...there was this empty feeling. Haha. On the first day I was all "shit shit shit. bury me in a pit so i don't have to talk to anyone" and now i'm like "3..2..1..3.. SAY CHEESE!!". Metamorphosis. (m{phosis.)(GSS ain't over yet, baby.)

MY BUDDY, TING, BOUGHT A BIKINI. And i'm slightly embarrassed to admit that I kinda want one too. Hmmm... Black sounds too safe. Red would be too lifeguard-ish. White is yuck. Green...not my colour. Brown? Nah. Orange good??

Cool sia. Then at the end of the year we can all have a chalet-cum-beach party, BIKINIS and SPEEDOS MANDATORY. Kidding, again. Nobody wants to see how much you DON'T need to wear underwear (cause there's nothing to hide~)

Oops. Why am i talking liddat??

Typing Under The Influence Of Soma. Hilarious. Most of the guys there are. Like the infamous Ramsey. "it's not pink, it's lightish red"

I'm sure everyone's noticed it, maybe even TYPED about it (currently not reading blogs. my com is very prone to jamming nowadays), but what's up with the weather?!?!

Tsk tsk! I hate the way my skin gets shimmery and slick with pespiration. Somemore the uniform is so uncomfortable. Like for guys, when they sweat, the shirt sticks onto their backs with some air bubbles speckled around. For us ladies...let's just say that guys are lucky that they don't have to wear singlets, eh?

my brain cells are fried. how to do chinese / math / history? -XOXO- tomorrow is 7/7/07. something's gotta give -XOXO- my piano exam date is nearing, xue te. -XOXO- i don't love michael, i love scofield. -XOXO- bikinis are fine with me, but NO T-BACKS! (cheryl and cat.'ll know this) -XOXO- i love that special photo :D (johnny is not the only cute guy.) -XOXO- i love running. away. from. you. -XOXO-

hugs and kisses!

Depression / Agression / Passion? 1 & 2 is the cause of 3.

2007-06-22T11:34:00.002+08:00

In contrast with my super long and many-articled post below... here's a short one!

SCHOOL........ool..

Surprisingly all the homework i've not completed are not currently wanted by the teachers. But it's only tuesday...things could happen...haha!

Soon, i'm going to be not going for quite a few (at least 3?) drama sessions cause it clashes with Junior Track Nationals. Hope the teachers don't take it the wrong way. I mean, I'm not even going to fetch my mum from the airport this thursday because it also clashes with track.

So despo. But imma gonna make a totally nice card with loads of random salutations.

All in all, the first two days of term 3 have been fantastic. I should stop cutting, but it's hard to stop doing something that distracts from greater pain. Yeah, you heard me, slitting is the lesser evil!

I'm not one to wallow in self-pity, and the blade / ruler (which really sucks by the way.) is aiding my way to get out of any hole i might have dug myself in.

Oops. Better not make people nervous or anything. If MY friend start sawing at herself with blank eyes, I'd go insane and burn all her blades. So shall not torture people who care about me.

Shall write in diary instead. haha! kidding. piano later, cannot exert too much energy on hands.

Speaking of hands.. Today was the UNSW English Writing Competition and we had to like write a debate speech!

My biggest obstacle was I didn't know which side to side with. In debates, your side is chosen for you, you don't have a choice.

In the end I agreed that, YES, the benefits of new technologies are justified by our (apparent) loss of privacy.

How are they gonna mark? Like, i mean, what yardstick can they possibly use? [common sense, lol]

minus the 'ego' at the end. WHO CAN GET THE ANSWER?

2007-06-22T11:34:00.001+08:00

Sunday is the debate interview thing.

Today is Friday. And i'm trying to spot questions. Hopefully they'd ask stuff like "What is your favourite movie and Why?" instead of things like "What can you contribute to the Debate Excellence Program?", because seriously, how would i know what to contribute?

Ask me to give and i'll give. Hard to build castles in the air.

So everynight, when i bathe (cause there's nothing much to think of except that), i make up imaginary questions!

This is hard. Haha!

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What is even harder is trying to go for the Track Nationals when i'm supposed to be hosting people from Marryatville.

They're coming for the homestay thing from 2 July to 5 July. JUST NICE that from 3-5 July has 3 afternoon sessions of of the 7.

And this year, the very last batch that I know well (the rest were p3 when we were p6, so don't really talk to them) and I already missed the Relay Nationals in March, so I MUST NOT MISS THIS ONE.

And JUST NICE also, one session is on speech day day. Most probably I don't have to go. Lucky I didn't go for the June Hols Drama Rehearsal (must pioritize).

I LOVE TRACK. Especially since you can get a tan too :D

OMG, last year was fantastic. The 2006 B girls team (Now Sec 1) won championship title for the whole division. That's like Anderson's Basketball team winning championship.

And it was the first time for ROSYTH to get such a title. So obviously, everyone was like insanly happy.

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Speaking of alma maters...

Miss (or is it Mrs?) Celine Ng, the principal of Rosyth for 2 years is, in essence, a bad bad woman.

Her irrational 'fear' of alumni returning is shocking. She gets the poor security guards to chase us ex-Rosythians out like we're terrorists.

like, WHAT?

Tsk tsk. And she has some pretty weird ideals about how Rosyth should be run. Students have to bow ninety degrees when saying Good Morning/Afternoon. There is a "silence clap" where everyone must clap, put their fingers to their lips and sit up straight.

Idealistic communist. (MAO ZE DONG! HIYACK!)

Alot of us love our primary schools right? The classmates...the teachers...the 6 years spent in that familiar compound....

We should not be denied entrance to a part of our history!

What a....yeppez. (my bestfriend from pri sch made up his own language. to do this you either have to be mentally retarded or really clever. he's now in NUS high. (and his hands are like dustbin covers- at least 10cm bigger than mine) )

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Enough ranting. Time for raving :)

I HAVENT DONE ENOUGH SHOPPING AND LOOK WHAT TIME OF THE YEAR IT IS!
END OF GSS.

It might be psychological, the reason why I cannot find anything wearable.

I have this mentality that all shirts don't fit me and I have to find really big ones. And big shirts that are nice are rare. ( I don't mean to say "I THINK I'M FAT AND HAVE A HUGE PERDONKEY", but it's like... they're TIGHT. )

OH! Maybe it's not just psychological! My shoulders are broad, baby :)

So that's why Crystal keeps telling me "Too many push ups / sit ups / ______ are BAD!"

See who has the last laugh when I kill off fellow ninjas!!

MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE MY OWN STUFF!! WOW! Like ting hui sewed an entire BAG from her old jeans. How brilliant is that?!?!?!

Shiokadoo.

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We are happy little kids having lots of fun; happy little kids ARE we...
We love to ? and ? ? ?

Shit. Cant remember the PAP kindergarten song.

Kindergarten was so fun.

There was this guy (who later went on to Rosyth too, and was in my p1 p5 p6 class) who wasn't exactly the most talkative guy in class.

I dunno what inspired me, but I pointed the middle finger at him and grinned : " SEE? I CAN DO THIS! CAN YOU DO THIS?"

And he quietly told me that that was the "gun finger".

DAMN FUN. Of course when I was 5 I didn't know that that meant UP YOURS!!

And there was this guy who drew pretty dinosaurs.

And this girl who liked to put her head in plastic folders (much to the panic of my teachers)

And this guy who peed in his pants. sometimes.

And this girl who was a spoilt brat!

If only all of us, at this "mature" age (like people read Cujo and they go to page ??? to see the "mole just about her %(&^%" part. haha!) can still act like kindergarteners. Like, we all don't know anything and are just wearing the damn uniform and sitting there playing with Lego FOR FUN.

Because Lego makes the world go round.

(hehe.)

My Pee-Pee Boy

2007-06-20T20:49:00.000+08:00

Heheheh.

Went ice-skating today again. From 11.30 to 3.45.

SO MANY PEOPLE! OMFG, easily about 200. And it doesn't help that they all hold hands (like in groups of 5?) and stumble around screaming like headless chickens. Hard to navigate seh. They should have RESTRICTIONS!

But that's kinda mean. Like, you're from (let's say, uh,) Serangoon. And you go all the way to Jurong East to ice skate and the lady in the blue jacket refuses to let you in cause there are too many people in there.

Ah well. Min Chih and Min Ting had ALOT to say about the "hockey" people who kept "inconsiderately whizzing past people". And somehow, Min Chih observed that this guy purposely scanned the crowd for 'weak' people and encircled them to "disorientate" them.

Funny. Why didn't I see that?

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No more free advertising for Fuji Ice Palace.

Yesterday my family all decided on watching Men In White at Jubilee. Tickets were dirt cheap. $5!

Men In White is genius. Even though Chih and my dad (smsing during the show...wasted man) think that it has no plot at all....

IT MAKES ME LAUGH.

Actually, I laughed until I puked on the Eng Wah floor.

It's like this : Yum yum yum. Eat popcorn. Popcorn slides down gullet. Glug glug glug. Coke follows after. Look up at screen. Try to quickly swallow gassy drink. Shit, cannot, too much Coke inside. What cannot go in, must come out. BLEUGH!

Oops. I used my hand to cover it. So it kinda exploded... PHOOSH!

Sticky mess. It was around the starting. So i had to put my feet on the chair in front. Even though it was a 9.30pm show, still got quite some people.

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I LOVE PRISON BREAK. WENTWORTH IS SO HOT.
I love grass jelly too.
but most of all... i love you!

haha. so fun :E

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Ever wondered what life without chocolate would be like?

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No, that doesn't have any hidden meaning. Haha! Just wondering....

if you'd....

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let me whisper in your mouth.

(i love poetic stuff.)

Suckin' too hard on a lollipop, well, love's gonna get you down!

2007-06-15T17:39:00.000+08:00

School reopens in two weeks. More than 75% of my homework is not done.

Wonder whether teachers will really collect the homework anot. Haha! Either way, i'm not going to force myself to toil over "simple probabilties", "mean median mode" and "book reviews with less than 40 words"

Maybe i'll do that last one. Tralalala.

IT'S YAN RU'S BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!! Keep on shining starshine! :D

Oh, and it's my grandmas birthday too. Haha! She's 70 today, but she dont look a day over 60.

We're gonna eat at this vegetarian restaurant later (the number is in my head : 62828022) and a vegetarian cake has been ordered. How to make cake without eggs?

Crystal called me just now and i told her that, but she says vege. cakes are okay. And she told me of her friend who wore a bikini (even with the sponges, she's still...kinda....flat.) and flirted with an ugly hobo WildWildWet guy (he works the Ular lar)

Aiyoh. This reminds me of another thing Crystal asked a long time ago. "Will you ever wear bikinis? Like when you're 17?"

Obviously I gagged. (Do I want to be nekkid at the pull of a string? A mere 1kg or pressure, and WHOOPS! No, I really don't) But then she goes "But have you ever seen a 17 year old wear a full body suit?"

Mm'kay. Score one for Crystal.

Come to think of it. My skin hasn't felt chlorine for the whole year. Guess im more of a runner than a swimmer. Rawr. But i remember how tasty chlorine is. Kidding....not. Haha!!

I think i'm going to try and fix the skin issue.
Me likey my purple + red + green + blue + orange nails :E

Where Do We Go From here?

2007-06-08T12:08:00.001+08:00

MUAHAHAHA.
This is one honey pot that is enticing too many bees.

Finally can change the skin! But i'm procrastinating this henious task.

Just heard a piece of news yesterday that I think really made my day. The nature of this silly piece of news is hilarious.

I mean like... WHAT?

How can a person, be so spastically stupid?

Oops. Not person. I mean... -shit. what do i mean??

ANYWAY. It's a burning hot Friday. Min Chih got her friends over. They giggle nervously alot.

Must be my bionic eyes. Poets have died trying to describe them.

Right now, there is a cockfight in 2/1. Interesting. Throwing insults and slinging punches.
In the middle of the hurricane is the eye. And the eye is the most calm spot amid the chaos.

Haha. Overall this holiday is quite different.

Alot of homework. My tuition teacher is still piling me up with compos and test papers.

Oh no. I'm on autopilot. Haha. Each 'paragraph' is like a whole different post.

Dont get me wrong, it's not that I don't want a class gathering (DAMN FUN). It's that I don't want a class gathering at East Coast Park or wherever that has a BBQ pit. BUT, if someone organises one of course we should all go lah. I'm not organising one, because i'd rather do something like iceskate, or Escape theme park, or whatever.

Time to construct a story! :

This is the man on the street definition of HYPOCRITIES (sp?)

HYPOs are people who are "jia xing xing" or "act good to people, but badmouth them behind their backs.

There actually are two kinds.

TYPE 1 : the HYPO biotch who really acts kind and caring to all. but bitches about them, spreads rumours...etc. basically being an evil S.O.B.

TYPE 2 : the SO-CALLED HYPO who is nice to everybody just cause she doesn't wanna be mean.

As usual, a TYPE 1 HYPO is like telling people that yours truly is a TYPE 1 HYPO.

Oops. I made a TYPO. Actually there is only one kind of HYPO. I made up TYPE 2 so I could call myself that.

Ding dong? Is anyone up in the broken shell of a wasted exsistence?

I guess so. Darling.. would you really rather I stop making an effort to be civil to you, and tell you "YOU'RE A TWO-FACED SCUMMY ASS WITH A FLAPPY ASS!" in your face?

Heh. Cause that's what i really wanna do.

Why should I feed the dog that keeps biting my hand?

The purpose of this "story".. is to bitch about it. So fun.

you push too hard. but too hard isn't enough.

2007-05-31T14:30:00.001+08:00

Rawr. It was yesterday at Marine Parade fishmarket / coffeeshop that I met my soulmate. (my dad says he isn't (my soulmate) cause even a dog can be a soulmate)

Ah well. Those yummy eyes belong to the guy at GUAN HENG DESSERT.

And unfortunately, those yummy eyes also belong to someone who is (obviously) between the ages of 30-35.

Which, coincidentally is just 5-10 years younger than my parents.

So unlucky. This is NOT infatuation. When we glanced at each other the electricity buzzed all around me and i'm sure him too. Muahahaha!

And when he gave me back change for two sugarcanes...lemme just say that the single point of contact between his seasoned fingers and my unabashedly calm hand was like..like..

a pure bolt of lightning striking my core.

Hmmm. Enough of him. We don't know his actual age cause when my super kind mummy agreed to buy Grass Jelly and ask his age.... HE WAS EATING LUNCH!

So unlucky. Actually, at age 14, we're eligible to get married! So my goal of being a mother by age 26 will definitely be fulfilled.

Moving on : Has anyone besides SuperGirl TingHui finished their homework? I sure as hell haven't touched mine. My zuo ye and chinese wbk are rotting in the locker.

[this stupid sign keeps appearing : "securityToken: Your request could not be processed. Please try again" ]

I look quite brown. Thanks to 3 hours sleeping in the sun, 2 hours rollerblading in the afternoon, shopping for 6 hours and reading for 2.5 hours outside. But not all in the same day lah.

My arms are cinnamon coloured, my legs are hazel, but my face remains a freaking beige.

I sound frivololus. Haha!

i wish we could ......LOCK OUR HEARTS TOGETHER(throwawaythekey)

I LOST MY TELEPHONE NUMBER, CAN I HAVE YOURS?

2007-05-31T14:30:00.000+08:00

LOVE IS IN THE AIR!!

Unfortunately, it's contributing to like, hmmm, a hundred percent of my misery?
Maybe that's too strong a word. Haha!

It's the holidays and my hidden agenda when going shopping is to TAN!

Yesterday crystal and yours truly shopped for six hours straight until 6+pm.

At Heeren, a bunch of stoopid aunties who came later than us cut our queue. Inducing mixtures of Hokkien-English curses from us two. In the end we had to sit at a bench outside the neoprint shop. So pathetic. And when we finished.....the auntie still didn't receive her food! (We ate at Graffiti, so had to wait like 30min for our noodles.) Heh. Hope she eat already get....

Oh. Bought a pair of shorts at this shop called FOURSKIN. The necklaces there are very retro with a splash of fantasy. Very pwetty. Haha!

ANYWAY. At CineLeisure, we both discovered that Blossomz totally cannot fit me. (and that they like to play Nelly Furtado.)

At Orchard Mall (shit, forgot the real name), we both discovered.... THAT TOPSHOP IS THE SHOP FOR ME!! [ Muahahaha! ]

Damn nice lah! And I could try about 5 different tops cause when I went in, the queue was only two people long. Super duper happy.

So in the end, after trying on dozens of tops and sunglasses (guess what. we both have big heads :E) and one pair of soft grey shorts that expose my ass when i bend down (shhhh) I bought two tops!

Haha.. Quite cheap somemore!

Then also, at Far East, we walked and walked for a very long time. And conquered ripples! But the saleslady ar... tsk tsk. What happened to the GEMS campaign?

Our unseasoned legs were aching. And even after eating Jap Noodles (noodles again) at Taka Basement.... they still hurt like hell.

So one hour later, we both went home.

END OF PAINFULLY SUCCESSFUL DAY:E

My piano teacher just reminded me that the year has flown by so fast.

Soon we'll all be in JCs.. and getting married... and having babies... and... and..

CARPE DIEM! I think it means Sieze the Day? Yes. Google just confirmed it.

And that's what I'm going to do for this June holidays. My mission statement from now until 24th June is Carpe Diem and :E

Making it "CARPE :E DIEM". <-- Looks malevolent.

Speaking of malevolence.. rumour has it, that a certain somebody is not as nice (ToBeUsedLoosely) as s/he seems!

What a shocker eh? It must be fun for that person, to fool everyone with his/her cunning ways. To see people...trust in him/her, while s/he spreads venom among the general population.

Poor darling. Such a life is one of a person who has no real sense of self-worth. It must be tiring to doubt yourself so much, that you cannot find beauty in the world; and instead, have to resort to despicable means to satisfy your empty shell temporarily.

What a waste of oxygen. Pity the parents, because they have worked so hard for their vile offspring who doesn't appreciate their sacrifice.

But they have one thing to be thankful for.

This is Singapore. If it were the Bronx, Detroit, or any other "bad" neighbourhood.... This self-doubting, deflated and hollow pot might turn to be being overly promiscuous [and thus, becoming the cave for all the eels, regardless of whether they're destitute beggars) and/or die in a streetfight as a result of acting tough. (or, pretending to be somebody s/he's not in order to fit in.)

Wait a minute. This person IS already these things. Just that s/he hasn't actually died from it yet.

But eventually s/he will. Because when you try so hard to infiltrate venom all the time, you're living in a poisonous, airtight cell. And sooner or later....you'd suffocate from all the toxic fumes that you give out.

Because what goes around comes back around.

Justin Timberlake rocks, ALOT. haha!

testing...

2007-05-10T11:42:00.001+08:00

YAY! The end of the beginning is here!

My nails are now sparkly purple thanks to my wobbly hands. And they're looking borderline awful.

Hope the people in the mrt stations will pity me and give me those template thingys.

ooh, but purple.. me likey :E

*_________THINGS I WANT TO DO FOR JUNE
1) read at least 10 books.
2) pack my room
3) reinvent my wardrobe!
4) get a tan.
5) wake up by 9 EVERYDAY!
6) build up pain tolerance (muahaha..)
7) finish homework. sob sob.
8) maple lvl 55!!! (one step at a time, baby)
9) take random photos of things like sunny's poop.
10) do a handstand without feeling like puking.
11) SLEEP:

wfdw

2007-05-10T11:42:00.000+08:00

RAWR! will post when the layout can be changed.

this pinkness is killing me.